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PostSubject: Convict hokoyo nenhamo   Convict  hokoyo nenhamo Icon_minitimeFri Feb 26, 2010 12:02 pm

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a
house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl
to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes
into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably
spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he
kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do
whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong,
honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering
in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if
we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love
you too!!"
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PostSubject: Re: Convict hokoyo nenhamo   Convict  hokoyo nenhamo Icon_minitimeSun Mar 07, 2010 5:28 pm

hehehehe manyowa apera hokoyo ..shame poor guy..
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