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Dj Lapd

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PostSubject: Wasu, The Best laugher Ever!!!   Fri Feb 26, 2010 12:04 pm

IN COURT:--------
Wasu is found with AN apparatus to brew kachasu in his homestead after a tip-off by neighbours and the following day he appears in court answering to the charges, HERE ARE THE excerpts OF THE COURT PROCEEDINGS:

JUDGE : Wasu, do you swear to tell this court the truth to the best of your knowledge?

WASU : Hongu mambo!

JUDGE : You are being charged on possession of apparatus to brew an illicit brand of alcohol/kachasu, do you agree?

WASU : Ndinobvuma mambo, i agree with you!

JUDGE : Thank you for not wasting our time Wasu, and as such the court is going to charge you on that instantly.

WASU : (surprised) Asika mambo handiti kaingowe kaapparatus alone kasina mhamba mukatimo. saka ngenyi murikundita charge me?

JUDGE : No ways!, possession of the apparatus alone is a crime hence you are going to be charged!

WASU : kana zvakadaro mambo musati mendiita sentence, hazvibviroite here kuti mundiite charge nerape case zvekare?

JUDGE: (perplexed) Did you also rape someone?

WASU : kwete mambo asi handiti chiro chacho chekuitise rape ndinacho pano saka handiti matipossession alone is a crime!
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PostSubject: Re: Wasu, The Best laugher Ever!!!   Sat Mar 06, 2010 3:43 pm

lool wasu ma one chaiwo
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PostSubject: Re: Wasu, The Best laugher Ever!!!   Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:21 am

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