Wedding Speech Ever!

> > > > > During a wedding reception; the groom was called upon to give his
> > > > > response to his guests and it went like this:
> > > > >
> > > > > I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife
> > > > > and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their
>wedding
> > > > > rings. Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car. I
>am
> > > > > most
> > > > > grateful to my boss for approving the loan I used for the wedding.
>Big
> > > > > thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised.
> > > Also
> > > > > to
> > > > > my brothers wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown. Am so
> > > > > grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it
> > > > > tomorrow
> > > > > morning as agreed. Special thanks to my friends who brought food
>from
> > > > > their
> > > > > homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were served food
> > > good
> > > > > luck and for those who didnt get any, well we will make it up to you
> > > > > during
> > > > > our children dedication hopefully next year. Very big thanks to my
> > > parents
> > > > > for bringing the village cultural band to supply the music. Not
> > > > > forgetting
> > > > > the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to
> > marry
> > > > > me.
> > > > > Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into
>this
> > > > > marriage. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my
> > wife
> > > > > how
> > > > > to dance. To the youths thank you for sweeping and decorating this
> > venue
> > > > > with palm fronds. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for
>helping
> > > > > with
> > > > > the Zobo drink Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you dont
> > > > > experience what I suffered for this wedding.
> > > > >
> > > > > Thank you.
>